Ambush!

[x_bartlet]

I just got introduced to Miles' new toy on my way back from checking on Cain. There is snow down my neck. *pouts* However, there are few things that really get your blood flowing as a snowball fight first thing.

Now to plot revenge...

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[x-beast.livejournal.com]

... but it has to be *snow* revenge. Not revenge against anyone's toys, or junk-food stashes, or MP3 collections, or anything like that.

Uh.. not that I had anything to do with this, of course. O:)

[x-madelyn.livejournal.com]

You didn't? I have to assume it's Forge's engineering brilliance that made the catapult then?

And of course it's snow revenge. Just unexpected and sneaky snow revenge. Attack snow revenge, as it were. ;)

[x-beast.livejournal.com]

Er... it's not catapults that throw snow at people, it's people that throw snow at people?

And the snow war of vengeance, my dear, is on. ;) You'll have to find... whoever the perpetrators are... first, though.

[x-madelyn.livejournal.com]

You're right, something as ingenious as that catapult, it had to be Forge...

And I've already found one perpetrator and tickled him into a snowbank, which is why there was snow down my jacket as well.

[x-beast.livejournal.com]

I accept responsibility for the catapult, but not for the snow.

And... why, look! The Donut Fairy left some donuts outside your door! You'd better hurry and eat them before they vanish! ;)

[x-madelyn.livejournal.com]

*grins* See, I knew if I accused someone else, you'd 'fess up. You can't withstand a guilty conscience or an offended sense of professional pride. ;)

You realise getting me sugar high is only going to prologue the revenge? Since I'll have all that energy to chase you down with.

[x-beast.livejournal.com]

I couldn't let you loose on the poor boy. You're dangerous when you get that wicked gleam in your eyes. Damn attractive, mind you, but dangerous. ;)

And you can't be bought off? Oh, darn... I guess there's no point in bribing you with donuts anymore, you'll just have to work off that energy by going out and foraging for them yourself.

[x-madelyn.livejournal.com]

I thought junk food supplies were off limits? *looks pitiful* Besides, I have strange and arcane powers of donut finding, I thought you knew that?

[x-beast.livejournal.com]

I do recall, yes.

I have hidden two chocolate-frosted donuts somewhere in my office. Your time starts... now!

[x-madelyn.livejournal.com]

*phbbts* *goes looking, uttering the traditional cry of the donut*

Heeeeere donut, donut, donut...

[x-beast.livejournal.com]

If it helps, they're both in the same place... *g*

[x-madelyn.livejournal.com]

*mouth full of donut*

You were saying?

[x-beast.livejournal.com]

*impressed* If only your powers could be turned to tracking down evildoers as well as sweet treats.

Hm. Perhaps if we dipped Magneto in chocolate frosting...

[x-madelyn.livejournal.com]

*chokes* Okay, you owe me a Heimlich for that... Actually, my powers were used to tracking evil doers, remember? I basically used my forensic training to see what had been disturbed recently that would fit a donut. Or rather, a mug containing two donuts, since you wouldn't want chocolate frosting all over your medical books etc...

[x-beast.livejournal.com]

Oh, come now, you know it's an appealing idea... the screams of outraged dignity, the squishing noises as he moves...

And I am suitably impressed. I must make it harder for you next time.

[x-madelyn.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Oh, the image I have in my head now... I take no responsibility for any spit taking being done by the resident 'paths. It's all Hank's fault.

*preens* I am impressive, aren't I?

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Perhaps he, like our poor assasinated President, is a jelly donut.

Sabertooth, on the other hand, is totally a bearclaw.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

There goes my afternoon snack. :p Oh well, there's still toast.

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

At least I didn't sugest that he was creme filled. I like the creme filled ones.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Yeah, then I would've had to have been really upset. Especially the chocolate cream ones.

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

I would never malign chocolate like that. For shame, even suggesting such a thing. :P