Unwilling guest...

[x_bartlet]

To solve the little mystery of the woman Remy and I brought back in handcuffs yesterday... Hank's condition was caused by her mutation, deliberately. Remy and I tracked the woman down and brought her back here to cure Hank, which she has done, and now she's being handed over to some colleagues at the FBI - she's responsible for the deaths of several people, with more matters to be investigated. She's made a full confession to at least one death, and it's extremely likely she'll be given a life sentence, on all accounts - I'll be following the case to be sure.

And now, once I've spoken to the nice FBI men, I'm going to bed. Wake me at your own peril.

Comments

[x-beast.livejournal.com]

Thank you again, Madelyn... for working out what caused my illness, tracking her down, bringing her home and... I like this part so much... actually having her arrested and imprisoned. *hugs* I owe you several dozen.

I trust everyone enjoyed the spectacle of a villain being hauled away in chains, to her due and deserved punishment. It's a sight I hope we'll all see more often in future. :)

[x-madelyn.livejournal.com]

You're most welcome, hon, but you don't owe me a thing. I told you we'd fix it, didn't I, even if you didn't let me promise.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Indeed, all we needed was the villain tied up on the front porch, with a sign reading "Courtesy of your friendly neighborhood X-Men".

[x-mactaggart.livejournal.com]

If we asked nicely, I'm sure Clarice would be more than happy to make up a sign that said that.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

but she doesn't deserve glitter. maybe a nice black permanant marker - I draw a mean evil mustache and goatee. and of course, we'd have to write horriblely disgusting things on her too, just because.

[x-madelyn.livejournal.com]

There was a sign. Well, more like a name tag, since she couldn't talk with the duct tape over her mouth. Just in case she escaped by tripping on falling on someone's lips, since that was how her power worked. *innocent* It was a very nice name tag - "Little Miss Cooties" is a much better name than "Infectia" any way.

Little Miss Cooties?

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

She hurt Hank and all you came up with was "Little Miss Cooties"?!

what about "evil phermone bitch of satan" or "brain sucking vampire", Dr. Cleaver?

Re: Little Miss Cooties?

[x-madelyn.livejournal.com]

I'm well aware of what she did, Mss Ferguson. And not just to Hank.

Re: Little Miss Cooties?

[x-beast.livejournal.com]

Little Miss Cooties? Hah!

Miles assured me that cooties were to blame for my illness. *g* I'm never going to convince him now that kissing girls won't make him ill. (Mamas, of course, don't count. Nor does anyone terribly, terribly old, like more than twenty-one)

Re: Little Miss Cooties?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Heck, *I'M* still not convinced. Young Mr. Blaire may be on to something.

Re: Little Miss Cooties?

[x-beast.livejournal.com]

Like I told Miles, only EVIL Cooties will make you sick. If you don't ever kiss any villainesses, Forge, you'll be fine. Even if they're terribly attractive and hitting on you.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Is it bad that now that I read this I kinda wish we'd gotten to line up for kicking her before they took her away?

Man, it's good to see you back, Doc. And I bet if we keep it out of Lorna's sight I can figure out a way to eepday-ryfay a Winkietay or two even though the kitchen's still mostly dead, to celebrate.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I'm going to pretend I didn't see that. But only this once and only because it's a special occasion.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

*handwave* These are not the nuclear calorie bombs you're looking for. You don't need to see my identification. I can go about my business. Move along.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

You don't want to eat death sticks. You want to go home and rethink your life.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

So that is what that meant. I kept looking inward instead of outward.

I am glad you found the cause, and also very glad that Doctor McCoy is well again.